Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me
May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed
May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up
Dance as if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening, And live every day as if it were your last
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!
A Merry Christmas this December - To a lot of folks I don't remember
Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow...that brings No babies.
