Billy Mays Quotations

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

The infomercial business has been good to me.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Life's a pitch, and then you buy

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.