Bob Garfield Quotations

Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.

Advertising is not a rifle; it is a shotgun, and any campaign featuring outdoor boards of a cartoon animal inevitably will catch children in its spray.

What happens when you combine blogs, Google and millions of dissatisfied customers? An e-mob.

Marketers are desperate to find ways to reach people. Especially young men, who are far too busy playing 'Grand Theft Auto' to notice, say, a 30-second TV commercial.

We have a point of view on most stories that we do, but we're not ideological, ... We're not a show where everything comes from a left-wing perspective.