Bob Schneider Quotations

My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's something I've always done. And when you're really young, and you play music for people, people get really excited, so you get this inner sense that you are good at it, even though I've always been really not good at it.

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I think for a long time it would be nice to have the ability to make those types of calls when defenses are trying to take something away from you. I just never had the confidence in anyone else to do it.

I don't know what 'the usual' means, ... We've been playing together nonstop for four years now, anywhere from three to seven nights a week. We've gotten to be really good. It's an exciting show.

You can't do much with passing and, obviously, special teams we can't do in there.