Robert Thaves (October 5, 1924 – August 1, 2006) was the creator of the comic strip Frank and Ernest, which began in 1972. (wikipedia)
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
