Stephen Bradley Wilkerson (born June 1, 1977) is an American former professional baseball outfielder and first baseman who played eight seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB). (wikipedia)
When you think about it, there is really a fine line between being a proctologist and just being a perverted ass-freak. And according to the judge who sentenced me, that line is called a 'medical degree'.
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.
He kept us off-balance. He didn't really give up too many hard-hit balls.