Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning
Careful as a naked man climbin' a barbed wire fence
When a cowboy has a chew in his cheek, don't slap him on the back
you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
