Doug Herzog Quotations

We don't want to be strictly a teen network. We don't think there's a good business for us in that,

We have repeatedly tried to get Dave to figure out what he'd like to do with this stuff and it hasn't really gone anywhere.

Our audience clearly resonated with the concept that answers the age-old question whether you've really got what it takes to compete against a pro athlete.

It's always nice to see fans passionate and getting behind shows. But at the same time, these are characters and trademarks that belong to someone else. So it's not exactly all kosher.

When . . . little, tiny Comedy Central is on the cover of Newsweek magazine -- who's battling Time magazine for the rights to do the cover -- that's pretty significant, ... That says, 'bigger than just hit cable television show.' That says, 'cultural phenomenon.'

Comedy Central viewers are by nature early adopters and avid users of advanced communications technologies and they expect to access our content when they want it, where they want it and how they want it, ... Windows XP Media Center Edition will optimize our soon-to-launch broadband channel by providing our users a variety of gateways to access Comedy Central content whether it's short and long form video, audio or text.

The ball's in Dave's court, ... If you see him, tell him to phone home.

The audience has been telling us for a long time that they want to see more, so we thought we'd try and give them what we have.

For Matt and Trey, life is still a term paper. They put it under the professor's door at 11:59.

We've tried to get some real definitive response out of Dave and have yet to.