Finley Dunne Quotations

There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.

Don't jump on a man unless he is down.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

Vice is a creature of such hideous mien... that the more you see it the better you like it.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show it's contempt for another court.

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better - it is just turning around as usual.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.