Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.
Success is the ability to rise above principle.
I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.
What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?
You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.
I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion
Doctors and undertakers/ Fear epidemics of good health.
If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening
I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.
The only thing we learn from a new election is we learned nothing from the old
