Hank Ketcham Quotations

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.

Dennis to friend: No use crying, Joey. There aren't any grownups around.

Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.

You don't go home and talk about the great tennis courts that you played, but you do talk about the golf courses you played.

Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you!

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

We expect increased supply of lumber into the U.S. in 2006, particularly from Europe, and that should dampen prices.

Mischief just seems to follow wherever Dennis appears, but it is the product of good intentions, misdirected helpfulness, good-hearted generosity, and, possibly, an overactive thyroid, ... The Merchant of Dennis The Menace.

We haven't gotten consistent car supply to meet our needs.