Jase Robertson Quotations

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a chicken. It’s the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn’t make you a follower of Christ.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good.

I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in line to see him. I told Missy, my wife, 'The only person I'd stand in line for is God Almighty. You made the universe? All right, I'll get in line!'

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I know where the sound came from. But if you had your back to me and I holler and you turn around, you would assume somebody hollered. You want your decoys to represent the sound that you're making.

I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same way from Canada all the way to the coast. As far as championship calling... I realize that a duck could not win a world championship, and that's why I don't do that. When it comes to duck calling, our judges have wings.

If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that.