Jeremy Clarkson Quotations | Page 2

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth