Jerome Jerome Quotations

The only malady I could conclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.

That's Harris all over - so ready to take the burden of everything himself, and put it on the backs of other people.

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other