Joe Buck Quotations

He's not there. I guess he is already gone.

That's $25 million on the mound for the New York Yankees.

Homer couldn't be here tonight, ... so he sent his voice

Houston and Chicago are pitching heavy. They're two teams that can run the base paths, ... We saw it in the ALCS and the NLCS. These teams will squeeze to get runs in. The White Sox have a little more pop, but I don't see the offenses going nuts on either side. I think it's going to be a long series, an even series.

I don't think Lou's looking to get a regular TV deal. I think he enjoyed himself, but I don't think this is something he'll do the rest of his life. It was a one-shot deal.

We had a lot of fun, ... Lou is different and he has a different, distinct voice. It was good to have him in the booth. I hope he comes back.

Robert Kraft, a modern day Zoolander.

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

Well, sir, I ain't a for real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?