The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.
There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird.
Stealing a Rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.
I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer.
if you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.