Morrie Ryskind Quotations

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.

Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

The elks live up in the hills and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come down to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find that it's only a water hole. What they're looking for is elk-ohole.

Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.

On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?