Rachel Cohn Quotations

Nick and I could become goodwill ambassadors for the city now that the porno shops on 42nd Street are gone. Must make mental note to contact mayor.

The only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral.

Why do you lie" I ask her. "To block the truth." Fair enough. Naomi goes on. "Where did we get it in our heads that we need truth all the time? Sometimes lies are nice, you know? You don't have to know the truth all the time. It's too exhausting.

The universe doesn't decide what's right or not right. You do.

So he's worth a second shot? The more apt question, my dear, is: are you?

I don't know why I'm saying any of this, except that it's the truth." -Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Friendship is love as much as any romance. And like any love, it’s difficult and treacherous and confusing. But in the moment when your knees touch, there’s nothing else you could ever want.

Who else would find me at just this moment? First he found me drunk, now he found me cleaning up poo from a barking pony who was about to go into attack mode.

It's over when you decide it's over," Norah says. "When you call it a night. The rest is just a matter of where the sun is in the sky. That has nothing to do with us.

I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.