Richard Madeley Quotations

And that's a self-portrait of himself, by himself.

On Liam Gallagher: He likes Judy, he's got a soft spot for her.

WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.

IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?

When we (himself and Judy) were trying to conceive, I would douse my balls in icy cold water before intercourse.'