Stan Laurel Quotations

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

What business do we have telling people who to vote for? They probably know more about it than we do.

A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define it? All I know is that I learned how to get laughs, and that's all I know about it. You have to learn what people will laugh at, then proceed accordingly.

I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.

A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead

I feel like dying when I'm helpless