Thomas Ridley Sharpe (30 March 1928 – 6 June 2013)[1] was an English satirical novelist, best known for his Wilt series, as well as Porterhouse Blue and Blott on the Landscape, all three of which were adapted for television. (wikipedia)
All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.
I don't want to hear what the price of meat is.
There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.
I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials.
If a little knowledge was a dangerous thing, a lot was lethal.
We must not only strike the iron while it is hot, we must strike it until it is hot.