Tracy Morgan Quotations | Page 3

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

I come from where Mike Tyson came from. I come from right across the street from Jay-Z. I didn't have a pond in my backyard. I saw violence.

I believe gay, straight, anybody, everybody's supposed to be happy in this world, man.

Even when I'm sitting up in this glass castle, I still got my street soldiers telling me what's happening.

America doesn't like to hear about things like welfare. 'Don't talk about that. We don't like what it did to people!' Yeah, but it happened.

All you single fathers got to man up.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not.

Most people don't know what's happening around them because they're just speeding through life. And before they know it, they're just old. So I just try to slow it down.

I have a pretty diverse audience, and that makes me happy - laughter is universal, and I don't differentiate between people at all. Why should I? People are people. There's no reason why one person can't relate to any other person on this planet in some way or another.