Wilson Mizner Quotations

God sends our relatives, but we can choose our friends.

The first dawn of smartness is to stop trying things you don't know anything about - especially if they run to anything over a dollar

A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

I have known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, but never had a thought.

Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections

I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.