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Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to your desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.

There are no foolish questions and no one becomes a fool until they have stopped asking questions.

Love is like a poisonous mushroom -- you don't know if it is the real thing until it is too late

Some folks won't look up until they are flat on their backs

Even a mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he's well into his work.

Keep your mouth closed until your mind is in gear.

The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born and never stops working until you get up to speak in public.

Business is like a wheelbarrow--it stands still until someone pushes it.

Consider the whale: It never gets into trouble until it comes up and starts spouting.

Don't worry about the intensity and direction of the putt -- until you get on the green!

You go to psychiatrist when your slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely broke.