Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.