Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only hope to find in their butlers.
The first duty of a woman is to be pretty, the second is to be well-groomed, and the third is never to contradict.
A woman may be as wicked as she likes, but if she isn't pretty it won't do her much good.
Women's hearts are like old china, none the worse for a break or two.
A woman will always sacrifice herself if you give her the opportunity. It is her favourite form of self indulgence.
One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.
I prefer a loose woman to a selfish one and a wanton to a fool.
I know that you're selfish, selfish beyond words, and I know that you haven't the nerve of a rabbit, I know you're a liar and a humbug, I know that you're utterly contemptible. And the tragic part is'--her face was on a sudden distraught with pain--'the tragic part is that notwithstanding I love you with all my heart.
No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she's worth all she costs you.
When a woman loves you she's not satisfied until she possesses your soul. Because she's weak, she has a rage for domination, and nothing less will satisfy her.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.
If a man hasn't what's necessary to make a woman love him, it's his fault, not hers.