Winston Churchill Witty Quotations

Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Science should be on tap, not on top.

The English never draw a line without blurring it.

If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.

A sheep in sheep's clothing.

In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.