Al Yankovic Kind Quotations

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

If I could find the right kind of property, get tied in with the right movie, I'd love to be involved, but I just find it hard to be motivated to do another screenplay right now.

I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.