Alton Brown French Quotations

The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you have it.

For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that.

In the end the French chef that nearly killed me became one of my best friends, and she could never quite understand how that happened.