A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.