Do you think there's any possibility you could get CBS management to split your salary up amongst the rest of us?
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don't have nuances.
The last birthday that's any good is 23.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
People like to say, "You're only as old as you feel," but it isn't true. It's just something old people say to make themselves feel good about their age. You're as old as you are.
When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be." But it's hard not to.
I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others