Andy Rooney Wish Quotations

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.

They're gonna wish they'd never invited me. I have a basement full of stuff I'm gonna send. They'll be out of room before I'm done.