Artie Lange Gambling Quotations

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?'