Ashleigh Brilliant Funny Quotations

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.