Ashleigh Brilliant Life Quotations

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

My main object in life is to see what will happen next.

Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.

There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.