Author unknown Man Quotations

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.