Microsoft Products are Generally Bug Free
Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put three man-years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product, and distributing it for free?
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.
I guess we still have some bugs to work out, ... That must be why we're not shipping Windows 98 yet.