Bill Maher Election Quotations

This is America. We don't call an election before we know who won. That, after all, is the job of the Supreme Court.

No politician is perfect. But in every election in your life, there will be one choice that is better than the others. Go out and vote for that one.

Every election, roughly half the population votes Democrat and the other half votes Republican. Now, I understand why the Republicans get one percent of the vote - the richest one percent.That other percent, someone will have to explain to me.

The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still be allowed to blow smoke up each other's asses.