Bill Maher Ham Quotations

One of the reasons I still do stand-up is because it was so hard in the beginning that I feel like it would be such a shame not to redeem it that it's all fun.

The shame would be if Democrats get thrown out of office without ever having tried Democratic policies.

Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!