Bill Watterson Needs Quotations

Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That's why events are always reinterpreted when values change. We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.