Carrot Top People Quotations

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.'