Carrot Top Thinking Quotations

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.