Cassandra Clare Jace Quotations

Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." Jace stood, hauling Raphael upright, jamming the tip of his knife between Raphael's shoulder blades.

Why should I tell you everything about how I feel when you never tell me anything?

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

Isabelle looked at him thoughtfully. "Did you seriously jump thirty feet out of a Malachi Configuration? Did he, Alec?" "He did," Alec confirmed. "I've never seen anything like it." "I've never seen anything like this." Jace lifted a ten-inch dagger from the floor. One of Isabelle's pink brassiers was spread on the wickedly sharp tip. Isabelle snached it off, scowling.

Clary stopped dead in her tracks. "Simon?" "Oh, God," said Jace, sounding resigned. "And here I'd actually hoped I'd got hold of something interesting." -Clary and Jace pg. 114

My favorite jacket is an emergency item. Much like myself, it is both snuggly and fashionable.

I may be a killer," Jace said, "but I know what I am. Can you say the same?

Because viewing my naked chest has caused many women to seriously injure themselves stampeding to get to me.

Kill me, little sister. Kill me and you kill Jace, too.

try me on any day that doesn't end in y - Jace

Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked? Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?

Hotter than me? --Jace

Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace

You ate something yesterday.You sure?"asked Simon Jace shrugged."Well,I wouldnt swear on a stack of Bibles.I think it was yesterday,though.

We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.

No wonder you and Jace like each other so much. You're both crazy walking arsenals.

But God knows, I don't want anyone but you. I don't even want to want anyone but you.

Clary," Jace said again. "You know: short, redheaded, bad temper.

I'm always so glad I have no idea what you're vacantly chatting about," said Jace. It fills me with a sense of peace and well-being.

I suppose you've always been amazing at this stuff."- Clary "I was born amazing." - Jace

He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours.

Exsanguinated," said Jace, impressed. "That's a big word." "And you're a big-" "Tsk tsk," he interrupted. "No swearing in church.

Hurry up, mundie boy, we've got work to do.

Do you ever feel like screaming?' Clary asked him [Jace]. 'Some of the time.

Jace wasn’t exactly prone to random fits of panic

Now before we do any digging around in that blond head of yours to find out the truth, I suggest you cool your temper. And I know just where you can do that best.” Jace blinked. “Are you sending me to my room?

Well, I hate to tell you this," she said, "but your friend is an asshole." "He's not my friend," said Simon. "And I couldn't agree with you more, actually." -Maia & Simon about Jace, pg.49-

He has many things I haven’t got,” said Jace. “Like nearsightedness, bad posture, and an appalling lack of coordination.” -Jace about Simon, pg. 331-

He picks up his dates in a van? No wonder he‘s such a hit with the ladies.” -Jace about Simon, pg. 331-

No," Jace agreed. "We don't fly. We break and enter.

This one incident I will not allow you to shrug off!" "I wasn't planning to," Jace said. "I can't shrug anything off. My shoulder's dislocated." -Hodge & Jace, pg.296-

Jace whistled. "Raphael is really having an exceptionally bad night." -Jace, pg.283-

Raphael snapped, "This isn't funny." "That's why no one's laughing." -Raphael & Jace, pg.272-

Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.

Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.

Not everyone wants you all the time, Jace," he said. "Don't be ridiculous.

JACE WAYLAND," she said. "Explain yourself." Jace was glaring at the cat. "I told you to bring me to Alec! Backstabing Judas." Church rolled onto his back, purring contentedly.

It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury." (Jace)

What?" Jace was still staring at her as if she'd told him she'd found one of the Silent Brothers doing nude cartwheels in the hallway.

Max," Jace said. "Max, I’m so sorry.

This is bad," said Jace. "You said that before." "It seemed worth repeating.

And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace." "The Clave can screw itself." "Jace," Maryse said, sounding genuinely parental for a change. "Language." "The Clave wants a lot of things," Jace amended. "It shouldn't necessarily get them all.

With Jace, you don't really get to choose your insulting nickname.

I never said that. I just didn't correct you when you were, you know, wrong. Anyway, I just saved you from being burned to death, so I figure you're not allowed to be mad." -Jace

I've heard the word 'fear'. I simply choose to believe it doesn't apply to me.

i told you he'd freak out, she siad. didn't i? ah, the i told you so, jace said. always a classy move

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

Shutting your eyes and pretending something's not happening doesn't make it not true, Jace.

How'd you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" "Traded him for Alec," Clary said.

Something snapped inside Maryse. “He is not a Herondale. He is a Lightwood. Jace Lightwood. He’s my son.

Jace is in love with the idea of dying,” said Isabelle.

To love is to destroy, to destroy is to love. -Jace Herondale

Jace, Clary thought, was the sort of person who liked it when things were happening, even things that were bad

He glanced furtively up and down the hallway. "Hodge too. Everyone wants to talk to me. Except you, I bet you don't want to talk to me," said Jace. "No," said Clary. "I want to eat. I'm starving.

Simon to die. Jace to live. Jonathon to retune. And you Valentine's daughter, to be the catalist of it all.

Simon grinned. "You've never heard of Dungeons and Dragons?" "I've heard of dungeons," Jace said. "Also dragons. Although they're mostly extinct.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.

And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

We're called Shadowhunters. At least, that's what we call ourselves. The Downworlders have less complimentary names for us.

I let them think I did that" said Jace "My reign of terror continues

The Queen sniffed. "I rather miss your Jace," she said. "Of all of you, he was the prettiest and the best-mannered.

Jace, There is no wedding! Stop Isabelle! Sit on her if you have to. Just stop her from doing whatever she's doing or I can never come home. -Alec

You could have anything else in the world. and you asked for me.

It was like a bad movie except he didn’t actually twirl his mustache.” -Jace to Maryse about Valentine, pg.122-

If I made a joke about just dropping by, would you write me off as cliché?

As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

You're not going," he said as soon as she'd finished. "If I have to tie you up and sit on you until this insane whim of yours passes, you are not going to Idris." - Jace

You're the first Shadowhunter I've ever met." “That’s too bad,” said Jace, “since all the others you meet from now on will be a terrible letdown.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

Everything that happens to you matters to me.

All that existed was Jace; all she felt, hoped, breathed, wanted, and saw was Jace. Nothing else mattered.

Jace likes to pretend that everyone isn’t talking about him, even when he knows they are.

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway.

Just kissing? How quickly you dismiss our love.

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.

It's not gray," Clary felt compelled to point out. "It's green." "If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood," said Jace.

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches." "That’s atheists, jackass," said Simon furiously. "There are no atheists in the trenches.

Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously. "Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.