It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it...
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Happiness is a warm puppy.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.