It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it...
I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it...
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?