Chelsea Handler Pregnancy Quotations

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?