Craig Ferguson Upset Quotations

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.

Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.