Dane Cook Cheating Quotations

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

True love is when you're cheating on a person but the thought of them still makes your eyes smile!