Dane Cook Guy Quotations

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

Why do bad guys in movies always love to whistle really slowly?

I'm a late-night guy.

There will be a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he will take you to the whopper lair.