Dane Cook Littles Quotations

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker.

I'm willing to write a check for $10,000 if someone can bring to me what I fell is ruining thousands of lives, destroying lives everyday. And I know that you know it's a little thing called Chupacabra.

Let's talk a little about love. Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. If things go great you have a great relationship. Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I call that a relationshit!